Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

August 26, 2021

Corsican Cows Won’t Give Up Beach Home To Tourists, Post Lockdown (forbes.com) 21:09


Long Island dentist traded painkillers for sexual favors (apnews.com) 19:59


Chattanooga police seek driver who ran over fire hose during house fire (wrcbtv.com) 19:18


Defendant's defecation becomes a focus at trial over killing outside Harborcreek strip club (goerie.com) 19:14


Man used scoreboard message to break up with his girlfriend at Akron RubberDucks-Harrisburg Senators game (pennlive.com) 17:00


Arby's Is Selling Dungeons & Dragons Dice (comicbook.com) 16:30


Asylum seekers in Greece fined 5,000 euros for not having negative PCR test (suchwow.net) 15:47


She flew to Tonga for a weekend. 18 months later she's still stuck there (edition.cnn.com) 14:58


City of Reno cracking down on whips, moves forward with public ban (mynews4-com.cdn.ampproject.org) 14:39


Woman fetches mop from drugstore to fend off masturbating man, police say (local10.com) 14:12


https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/8/26/22642560/blue-origins-new-shephard-model-rocket-estes (theverge.com) 14:08


Portland Firefighter Charged With Kidnapping in His Quest to Recover Stolen Weed (wweek.com) 14:08


The City of Eureka Has Removed the Mysterious Dildo Atop the Old Town Gazebo (lostcoastoutpost.com) 13:24


Fossil of previously unknown four-legged whale found in Egypt (reuters.com) 13:00


Australian farmer draws heart with sheep in tribute to aunt (bbc.co.uk) 11:03


Krispy Kreme is sweetening its free doughnut promotion for vaccinated people (cnn.com) 04:17


Judge Sanctions Trump Allies And Orders Legal Education For Failed Election Lawsuit (npr.org) 02:25


Does Spencer Elden, the 'Nevermind' baby suing Nirvana for alleged child pornography, have a case? Legal experts weigh in (yahoo.com) 01:55


Kentucky man convicted in killing after governor's pardon (state-journal.com) 23:24