Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

August 31, 2021

Would men be more willing to assist women with nipple erection as opposed to those without? (psycnet.apa.org) 22:37


Police investigate after rhino head is found on street corner in Aspinwall (wtae.com) 22:35


"Steps will be taken" to ensure fake high school's fake football teams never appear on ESPN again (boingboing.net) 21:48


Doctor Attempted To Hire Hells Angels To Order Hit On Witness In His Opioid Fraud Trial (latintimes.com) 20:01


UK vets euthanise Geronimo the alpaca despite outcry (aljazeera.com) 18:41


Tokyo man loses lawsuit after slipping on tempura at supermarket (japantoday.com) 18:39


Kanye West reportedly tried to move actual childhood home into stadium for ‘DONDA’ listening event (nme.com) 18:31


Ron Jeremy Charged With 20 More Counts of Sexual Assault (rollingstone.com) 17:23


Minn. family may be trapped as town declares their access road doesn't exist (yahoo.com) 16:23


Clothing Thief Is Tagged With Felony Raps (thesmokinggun.com) 15:28


Wisconsin woman sees cow in back seat of car at McDonald’s drive-thru (actionnewsjax.com) 15:25


Go-to Lawyer for Capitol Riot Defendants Disappears (nytimes.com) 14:57


Doctor Attempted To Hire Hells Angels To Order Hit On Witness In His Opioid Fraud Trial (latintimes.com) 14:17


Cows air-lifted from Swiss Alps via helicopter (upi.com) 13:44


Dairy Queen customer urinates at counter after mask dispute on Vancouver Island (vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca) 10:18


Naked Attraction London bus ads to be removed (bbc.com) 09:44


Cougar that was kept as illegal pet removed from NYC home (apnews.com) 08:53


Man attacked by alligator in flooded Louisiana waters after Hurricane Ida (usatoday.com) 06:02


A free alternative to Amazon for local shopping has quietly redirected $25 million in spending from Jeff Bezos to small businesses across the U.S. (fox13now.com) 04:44


'American Idol' alum David Archuleta says God told him to come out publicly (today.com) 01:04