Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

September 3, 2021

Hunted by the men they jailed, Afghanistan's women judges seek escape (reuters.com) 20:39


A "Rude Carrot" That Looks Like a Dick Is Set for International Superstardom (insidehook.com) 20:29


Cops: Husband Was "Covered In Meat Sauce" After Domestic Spaghetti Battery (thesmokinggun.com) 19:46


Inmates Forced to Run Rikers Island After Guards Don’t Show Up for 24 Hours (thedailybeast.com) 18:23


A “Rude Carrot” That Looks Like a Penis Is Set for International Superstardom (insidehook.com) 16:47


Celebratory gunshots during gender reveal prompt lockdown of TN schools (wkrn.com) 16:33


Inmates Weren't Told They Were Given An Anti-Parasite Drug Instead Of COVID-19 Meds (npr.org) 15:16


Teenager stunned by parents’ ‘awful’ financial demand: ‘Children aren’t obligated to pay for their own upbringing’ (yahoo.com) 14:55


Michael Jordan's used underwear up for auction (upi.com) 14:55


Volkswagen to stop making its best-selling product: sausages (theregister.com) 14:12


Man cuts off penis and throws it out car window during police chase (news.com.au) 12:57


Feds are investigating why McDonald’s ice-cream machines are always broken (independent.co.uk) 10:02


Minister Gadkari: New rule to make car horn sound like Indian musical instrument coming soon (cartoq.com) 09:42


Campaign event for Jagmeet Singh delayed because of broken down poutine truck (montreal.citynews.ca) 03:51


McFlurry machines keep breaking and the FTC wants answers (yahoo.com) 02:09


At-home haircuts now legal in Oklahoma; head of State Board of Cosmetology sees potential danger (kfor.com) 01:16


Collector buys 'fake' Banksy NFT for over $335K after alleged website hack (edition.cnn.com) 23:43


CNN: White supremacist praise of the Taliban takeover concerns US officials (cnn.com) 23:22