Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

December 3, 2021

Prosecutors bring Epstein'ss massage table into court at Ghislaine Maxwell's trial (reuters.com) 22:31


Driver speeding and overtaking cars loses control and ends up rolling over (5seater.cf) 21:15


Plumber Finds Thousands of Cash Envelopes Stuffed Inside Toilet Wall at Joel Osteen’s Megachurch (thedailybeast.com) 20:07


Italian man tries to dodge Covid jab using fake arm (bbc.com) 19:09


CCSO: Woman charged after social media video shows her preparing to smoke pot (wwaytv3.com) 18:35


Walmart pulls children's toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine (toronto.ctvnews.ca) 18:27


Maryland homeowner burned down house trying to fight snakes (wtop.com) 17:02


Jill Biden axes Melania Trump’s blood trees for restrained Christmas decor (theguardian.com) 16:37


Bomb squad called to hospital after WWII-era mortar is found in patient's butt (gloucestershirelive.co.uk) 15:19


Bomb squad called after man gets explosive stuck 'in rectum' (nottinghampost.com) 14:58


Italian Tries To Dodge Covid Jab Using Fake Arm (barrons.com) 11:19


Colorado Medicaid contractor reverses course, will no longer try to recoup payments from mental health providers (allwiches.com) 10:07


Who is this Halo-themed Swarovski crystal for? (rockpapershotgun.com) 03:24


Quake 1 gets its first major co-op content update in 25 years (arstechnica.com) 03:03


COVID-19 vaccine now mandatory to get euthanized in Germany (nationalpost.com) 03:00


DMV Flunks Student Driver for Using Tesla's Regen Brakes (thedrive.com) 02:07