Stranger Than Fake

January 22, 2022

Tucker Carlson bemoans fact he's no longer attracted to "less sexy" M&M cartoons ^{(salon.com)
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‘A very Adelaide thing to do’: who is behind the city’s googly eyes wave? ^{(theguardian.com)
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Due to Shortages, National Guardsmen are Now Substitute Teachers ^{(themountain.news)
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Don't approach lab monkey missing after crash, people told ^{(apnews.com)
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Pensioner ‘died three hours’ before body was carried in to post office to claim pension, postmortem indicates ^{(m.independent.ie)
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Two men take corpse into Irish post office to claim dead man’s pension ^{(theguardian.com)
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Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge ^{(bbc.com)
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Dutch police to text message 3,500 drug users after seizing dealers' phones; the text message which police will send out on Monday directs people to a website where they can get help with breaking their habits ^{(dutchnews.nl)
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2 weeks out from the Olympics, China is back to using anal COVID-19 swab tests on some Beijing residents to try to detect Omicron cases ^{(insider.com)
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Maine man carrying own severed arm saved by workers sanding sidewalks ^{(theguardian.com)
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Milwaukee home features 4-toilet communal bathroom ^{(tmj4.com)
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Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing ^{(kutv.com)
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Weber Grills apologizes for ill-timed meat loaf recipe email ^{(wpri.com)
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Man carrying his own arm down Maine street saved by crew of arborists ^{(pressherald.com)
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Stranded dog saved from drowning after rescuers attach sausage to drone ^{(theguardian.com)
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‘Karen’ Flashes ID at Black Man on TikTok Who Ate Gummy Worms Before Paying for Them ^{(yahoo.com)
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"We went from not even having our licenses to saving people's lives": Group of young adults step up amid EMT shortage in New York town ^{(cbsnews.com)
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Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge ^{(bbc.co.uk)
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Great Hamster Rescue Sends Hong Kong Into A Furry Frenzy ^{(wsj.com)
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Let the Green M&M Be a Nasty Little Slut ^{(rollingstone.com)
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Meat Loaf said Prince Andrew once tried to push him into a moat after he caught Sarah Ferguson 'paying attention' to him ^{(yahoo.com)
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