Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

January 28, 2022

Foot Locker Employee Allegedly Ejaculated Into Sneakers At Work (hiphopwired.com) 23:54


Recent-ish update on infamous Dr. Phil 1st cousins who married (gofundme.com) 23:34


‘We’re just going for one run at a time’: Aspen local skis 66 laps in one day (aspenpublicradio.org) 21:58


Berliner Regina G. needs nursing care after a knife attack – her son asks for help – BZ Berlin (news.in-24.com) 21:12


Florida man charged with grand theft for stealing woman's driveway (wesh.com) 20:26


Polish Activist Tries to Save "Transgender Cow" From Slaughter (reduxx.info) 20:21


This company wants to pay you and your dog thousands to go vegan for just three months (euronews.com) 19:43


Albuquerque man caught smuggling clandestine meat across border (abqjournal.com) 19:39


Gov. Justice of WV touts achievements, tells haters to kiss Babydog's hiney in delayed State of the State address (wvgazettemail.com) 19:30


Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps' Trans Ex-Girlfriend Dubs Him A 'Hypocrite' For His Views On Trans Athletes: 'It Felt Like A Slap In The Face' (okmagazine.com) 19:19


Sean Penn says ‘cowardly genes’ have led to men ‘surrendering jeans for a skirt’ (independent.co.uk) 19:07


Gov tells Bette Midler to kiss dog's 'heinie' - and shows it (yahoo.com) 18:20


'Swipe left for meth': Florida officials using dating apps to try to find drug dealers (yahoo.com) 18:11


Churches Received Billions in Relief Funds Meant For Small Businesses (themountain.news) 18:06


Cocaine was the secret ingredient in pig-to-human heart transplant (vice.com) 17:56


20,000 Coconuts Filled With Liquid Cocaine Seized by Shocked Officials (vice.com) 17:45


India: Why are some men threatening 'marriage strike'? (dw.com) 17:26


The Secret Service Is Watching Former Ambassador John Bolton’s House (forbes.com) 17:23


Woman wrongfully fined $259K for neighbor's violations in Brooklyn (abc7ny.com) 16:59


Climber falls into Mt. Hood fumarole while trying to snowboard down icy ridge (kgw.com) 15:50


Bridge collapses in Pittsburgh hours before Biden’s infrastructure visit (politico.com) 15:18


Michigan school district says there are no litter boxes in bathrooms for students who 'identify as furries' (fox2detroit.com) 14:15


Fake poop helps evicted owls settle into new neighborhood (apnews.com) 11:17


‘Broke our hearts’: boy with autism inspires relaunch of popular game (theguardian.com) 08:15


Adult who, at 17, sexually assaulted child is sentenced to juvenile facility (latimes.com) 03:22


Candace Owens Sees Plot to ‘Destroy Fabrics of Society’ in Minnie Mouse Wearing a Pantsuit (thedailybeast.com) 02:49


‘Game Of Thrones’ Quote Used In Jan. 6 Capitol Uprising Sentencing Memorandum (deadline.com) 02:45


The Onagadori is a rare breed of long-tailed chicken recognized as a living National Treasure of Japan. (ifoundituseful.com) 02:35


A 19-year-old built a flight-tracking Twitter bot. Elon Musk tried to pay him to stop. (protocol.com) 02:16


TV Weatherman Appears To Fart On Air And Twitter Users Think It's A Gas (huffpost.com) 00:01