Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

February 4, 2022

Jonathan the blind, gay, sex-crazed tortoise is now the oldest to have ever lived (pinknews.co.uk) 20:42


Prosecutors want admitted Team Xecuter pirate jailed for five years (arstechnica.com) 19:56


Danish court finds Iranian trio guilty of spying for Saudi Arabia (aljazeera.com) 19:34


Start Your Online Weekly Job (earnwithtasks.com) 17:37


Nick Cannon issues apology to the 5 mothers of his children (yahoo.com) 17:30


The city of Ontario, California spent $133,866 trying to fire employee over alleged $2.99 theft (dailybulletin.com) 16:58


Wealthy California town has an answer against building affordable housing: Mountain lions (latimes.com) 16:28


Medieval Logos of Famous Brands (technopixel.org) 16:26


Family sues hospital after they say DNA test indicates daughter isn't related to dad (yahoo.com) 15:05


Adam Carolla says nobody would listen to AOC if she was fat and in her 60s (newsweek.com) 14:56


Japanese Fast Food Chain Giving Away Half-Assed "Chocolate Burgers" For Valentine's Day (kotaku.com) 14:00


Kleptomaniac New Zealand parrot steals GoPro, films airborne escape (theguardian.com) 10:46


China Slams Supermarkets After Revealing Virus from Vietnam’s Dragon Fruit (healthclubfinder.org) 09:20


Next-gen USPS mail trucks are only capable of 8.6 mpg, EPA says (arstechnica.com) 06:08


Man previously arrested for parking SUV in front of Supreme Court returned to the same spot, police say (cnbc.com) 01:04


Magazine In 1889 Asked Women Why They Are Single, Receive Hilariously Badass Answers (boredpanda.com) 00:08