Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

February 9, 2022

Security guard draws eyes on prize painting (theage.com.au) 23:40


Sharpton assails NYC’s crime spike: 'They’re locking up my toothpaste' (politico.com) 22:18


Using skin color emojis in chat can open a complex discussion on race (npr.org) 22:12


Man arrested for leaving flowers at fiancé’s grave (wbrc.com) 20:49


A motorcycle tire stuck around a crocodile's neck for 6 years is finally removed (npr.org) 20:32


Sidney Powell Finally Admits That ‘Perhaps’ the Kraken Is Not Real (vice.com) 18:19


Italian woman's body found sitting in chair, two years after her death (cnn.com) 18:19


This AI beat the world’s best Gran Turismo players (arstechnica.com) 17:46


MSNBC Warns of Canadian ‘Insurrection,’ Threat of Plinko & Pizza Ovens - The Newark Daily Times (newarkdailytimes.com) 17:41


Stuck in KUOW purgatory: Seattle Mazda drivers can't change the radio dial (kuow.org) 17:06


Why the Biden admin is handing out free crack pipes (newsweek.com) 16:23


U.S university reverses decision to remove Olympic protest posters (yahoo.com) 15:36


IL man who survived crash hasn't been seen since (kfor.com) 15:35


Florida man called 911 for paramedics, threatened them with metal pipe, deputies say (clickorlando.com) 15:35


NYC Mayor Eric Adams says it's hard to tell the difference between a person 'hooked on cheese' and someone 'hooked on heroin' (yahoo.com) 14:47


10 Foods We Can Never Eat Again Because of Climate Change (styleter.com) 14:18


Stuck in KUOW purgatory: Seattle Mazda drivers can't change the radio dial (kuow.org) 13:42


Media Exposes Alleged Criminal Who Sent Pornography and Condoms to Underage Female Chess Players (i was banned from r/news for this but this time i asked permission from the moderators sooo....) (worldchess.com) 13:09


Right-wing conspiracies have a new target: a tool that fights actual voter fraud (npr.org) 12:53


Peloton fired 2,800 employees and gave them free Peloton memberships (theverge.com) 12:29


Iditarod Dog-Sled Team Trampled in Alaska Moose Attack (fieldandstream.com) 05:04


A woman was rescued after floating on an air mattress for 2 days on Lake Texoma (cnn.com) 04:57


Peloton lays off 2,800 workers and offers them one-year subscription as severance (independent.co.uk) 03:55


An 8-year-old snuck a book he wrote on a library shelf. More than 100 people are waiting to check it out (wmur.com) 03:54


Mail arrives 75 years late to NJ home (fox5ny.com) 00:39


SUV slides into Michigan river when driver gets out to relieve himself (mlive.com) 00:26


Mom Accused of Killing Daughter Says SpongeBob Made Her Do It: Cops (insideedition.com) 00:14