Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

April 5, 2022

R/beatoff (thedailybeast.com) 20:38


Chipotle Tests Tortilla Frying Robot to Make Imperfect Chips (foodandwine.com) 18:52


‘I didn’t win the election’: Trump admits defeat in session with historians (theguardian.com) 18:10


Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating 4 times during flight (fox5dc.com) 17:26


Parking cones, lubrication discovered inside Columbia County residence after alleged break-in (northcentralpa.com) 15:41


Southwest Passenger Arrested for Masturbating Four Times During Flight (thedailybeast.com) 14:44


Ohio man goes on all-beer diet again for Lent to lose weight, gain money for charity (thenationaldesk.com) 14:15


Irish barista ends up in hospital after holding in farts around boyfriend for two years (irishmirror.ie) 13:11


Meteorologist calls family on air to warn of incoming tornado (today.com) 12:28


Darwin notebooks missing for 20 years returned to Cambridge (apnews.com) 10:25


Scientists figure out how vampire bats got a taste for blood (sfgate.com) 05:02


Vermont police investigating branding and waterboarding hazing reports at university (fox5ny.com) 04:57


Oregon romance novelist who wrote ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ goes on trial in fatal shooting of longtime spouse in Portland (oregonlive.com) 04:21


Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster leader's ICBC pirate hat fight continues (timescolonist.com) 02:06


Aliquippa Junior Senior High School enforcing limits on snacks starting Monday (wpxi.com) 01:49