Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

April 19, 2022

Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does (boingboing.net) 22:41


HARD TRUTHS: Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds (torontosun.com) 22:30


Carjacker beats up 72-year-old, takes car, only to die in crash, police say (wcax.com) 17:29


Video of Easter Bunny Interrupting Joe Biden Viewed 5 Million Times (newsweek.com) 16:48


World's largest hockey stick in B.C. could be home to woodpecker nest (vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca) 16:03


Three USS George Washington sailors have died in the past nine days (navytimes.com) 14:42


Japan researchers develop electric chopsticks to enhance salty taste (reuters.com) 14:28


Farts smell worse in the shower, but it's not because of what you ate (jpost.com) 13:49


Charges: Man assaulted Bloomington hotel employee with wizard wand (fox9.com) 11:32


Diversity campaigners accuse black DJ of wearing blackface (lbc.co.uk) 11:22


Alarming New Research Shows Babies Born Amid COVID Talk Less, Developing Slower (news.yahoo.com) 08:17


Leaked ‘Shill Price List’ Shows Wild World of Crypto Promos (vice.com) 06:45


Florida man watches ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ 292 times, sets world record (globalnews.ca) 00:46


Elon Musk’s cryptic tweet channeling Elvis baffles investors (sg.finance.yahoo.com) 23:39