Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

May 21, 2022

Suspected sausage thief caught red-handed after foot chase (coventrytelegraph.net) 20:12


Bank refuses to pay ransom to hackers, sends dick pics instead (grahamcluley.com) 19:36


Man Arrested After Repeatedly Calling 911 and asking them to arrest Joe Biden (floridamanheadlines.com) 17:39


Cannes Film Festival: A Topless Ukrainian Woman Activist Crashes The Red Carpet And Shouts, "Stop Raping Us" (news.com.au) 09:12


Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Ben Shapiro (While Trying to WRECK Jon Stewart) (kareem.substack.com) 03:14


Russians suggest new McDonald's names, 'Z-Burger, RusDonald's, MakRus' (newsweek.com) 00:43


He Wanted To Know If Cake Contains Egg. The Bakery Couldn't Be Clearer (ndtv.com) 23:18