Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

August 11, 2022

Beachgoer killed after impaled in chest by loose umbrella at South Carolina beach (abc7chicago.com) 22:44


Rochdale car thief tried to hide from police inside teddy bear. Officers "noticed a large bear breathing." (bbc.com) 21:44


Rochdale car thief tried to hide from police inside teddy bear. (bbc.co.uk) 20:37


University investigates PhD student’s paper on masturbating to comics of ‘young boys’ | UK news (theguardian.com) 19:52


Builder taken to hospital after being knocked out by bottle of pee dropped from crane (theargus.co.uk) 19:01


Teenage car thief caught hiding in giant stuffed teddy bear, police say (fox6now.com) 18:44


OnlyFans ‘bribed’ Meta employees to put pornstars on terror watchlist, lawsuit claims (independent.co.uk) 13:51


Car Thief In UK Jailed After Being Caught Hiding Inside A Giant Teddy Bear (ndtv.com) 13:42


French diver breaks world record with deep dive (yahoo.com) 13:31


Here's What Happens if No One Claims the Mega Millions Jackpot (yahoo.com) 13:25


India man wins 22-year court battle against railways over 21 pence (bbc.co.uk) 12:22


Lost Languages Discovered in One of the World'S Oldest Continuously Run Libraries (smithsonianmag.com) 11:17


Elon Musk fans want to throw children in front of a Tesla after its autopilot ran over kid-sized dummies (screenshot-media.com) 10:55


Report: Elon Musk had sex (mic.com) 10:28