Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

January 4, 2023

Poor taxidermy making 'fattypuses' and 'platysausages' out of Australian animals (abc.net.au) 23:33


Year In Review: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? (12ft.io) 22:17


Madison Indigenous arts leader, activist revealed as white (madison365.com) 20:25


Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies - Finance workers’ union says number of bank heists has fallen off as use of cash has decreased in recent years (theguardian.com) 18:42


US Congressman Robert Garcia To Take Oath On Superman Comic, Read About His Love For Comics (outlookindia.com) 18:33


80 head of Colorado cattle worth $100K missing for weeks (agdaily.com) 18:07


Melted butter clogs historic canal and storm drains after dairy plant fire in Wisconsin (cbsnews.com) 16:48


Polk suspects called 911 to ask deputies for help moving items from home they were burglarizing, officials say (fox13news.com) 16:24


New Year’s Eve fireworks cancelled because of masturbating walrus (heraldsun.com.au) 15:41


Why is American chocolate so disgusting? You really don’t want to know. (theguardian.com) 15:34


Bees like to roll little wooden balls as a form of play, study finds (arstechnica.com) 15:11


New Congresswoman Fights Rival Over Witchcraft Accusation (yahoo.com) 15:07


Former Colorado funeral home owner sentenced to 20 yrs for selling body parts (reuters.com) 09:59


Devin Townsend: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger “Is a Phenomenally Intelligent Human Being” (consequence.net) 09:20


Taliban Official Mocks Pakistan By Sharing Old Pic Of 1971 War Surrender To India (ndtv.com) 06:19


Mystery cow at the centre of two dramas in space of 24 hours (westernweekender.com.au) 05:55


Meet the etiquette guru who broke up with a boyfriend over text. (nytimes.com) 05:14


Feds say railroad must deliver grain to California chickens (apnews.com) 04:35