Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

March 2, 2023

Ford Files Deranged Patent For Self-Driving Cars that Repossess Themselves (futurism.com) 21:09


Whiskey fungus lawsuit forces Jack Daniels to halt building project (bbc.com) 20:28


Florida man gets 6 years for bilking millions in PPP loans. He’ll also lose his Lamborghini (yahoo.com) 18:26


LAPD may no longer send armed officers to these 28 types of police calls (yahoo.com) 18:21


The recreation of what various ancient languages sounded like, but how authentic are they? We will probably never know. (historyofyesterday.com) 17:48


Man Steals American Airlines Bus From JFK Airport, Drives It Around New York (viewfromthewing.com) 14:16


German ice cream parlor offers cricket-flavored scoops | AP News (apnews.com) 13:58


A man turned goats into unicorns through a legal patent in the 1980s...how has no one heard about this? (historyofyesterday.com) 12:57


Ripley’s in Talks to Purchase the real cocaine bear (ripleys.com) 12:37


Thief Admits Stealing Thousands Of Cadbury Creme Easter Eggs (huffpost.com) 12:34


Dallas Journalist Fired For Calling Mayor 'Bruh' On Twitter (apnews.com) 12:32


Washington Woman to Be Arrested After Refusing Tuberculosis Treatment (yahoo.com) 04:48


Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea (theguardian.com) 04:17


Giant flying bug found at Arkansas Walmart turns out to be "super-rare" Jurassic-era insect (cbsnews.com) 01:35


Giant flying bug found at Arkansas Walmart turns out to be "super-rare" Jurassic-era insect (cbsnews.com) 00:54