Here are the stories which are true but really odd...

March 24, 2023

New Raiders QB Jimmy Garoppolo Offered Free Sex for Life at Chicken Ranch Outside Vegas (sfist.com) 23:12


Police sue rapper Afroman for "humiliation" and "loss of reputation" after he used footage of home raid to make new music and videos (cbsnews.com) 22:46


The Supreme Court hears a surprisingly difficult case about poop jokes, in Jack Daniel’s v. VIP (vox.com) 18:52


South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error (npr.org) 14:28


Men try to 'explode ATM with gas canisters but instead cause fireworks' (theeveningwiki.com) 13:18


Man accused of streaming castrations, other extreme "body modifications" for "eunuch maker" website faces court (cbsnews.com) 10:13


Fruit Roll-Ups had to tell TikTokers not to eat the plastic after several viral videos suggested people can eat the treat with plastic on if it is frozen (nbclosangeles.com) 04:47


Texans sound off against Elon Musk's 'horrifying' plans for dumping The Boring Company wastewater into Colorado River (yahoo.com) 04:16


Wolf-whistling to be made illegal - and claiming it’s a joke won’t be any excuse (yahoo.com) 03:52